Girls just wanna have fun.....at my expense

So, even though Kaylee is definitely the girl that is currently making my heart do somersaults in my chest, I wouldn't be a man if I didn't have a few other women on my mind.


Kristie

• Blonde
• Amazing body
• Likes Indie/accoustic music(my favorite too)
• Did competitive cheer for 10 years
• Amazing body
• Goes to school far up north but is down here working till January
• Amanda's new roommate
• Overall score: 8.

Because I am interested in dating this girl, or at the very least, making out with this girl, I've been trying my best to make this girl fall madly infatuated with me. And for awhile, I thought I had succeeded. She quickly said yes to any date I asked her on and would always text me first. When she added me on Heytell, I figured things were getting serious. So imagine my disappointment, while trying to get a better feel of how to go about my next move, I was quickly stopped by Amanda.
This is the gist of our conversation.

Me: So, is it just me or is Kristie pretty much into me?

Amanda: We actually talked about you today.

Me: And?

Amanda: And she said that you're like her best friend down here.

Me: Oh crap, like non-dateable best friend?

Amanda: Yeah.... I just don't want you to get the wrong impression when she starts calling or texting you all the time....

Me: Crap, crap, crap.

Then, to add insult to injury, I got a heytell message from her today on my way to work.

Kristie: Matt! I'm on my way home from work and realized I haven't seen you for like a day. We need to change that. Let's go grab lunch or something if you're free

Me: Dang it! I wish I could but I'm on my way to work. How's tomorrow?

Kristie: Wide open, so if you're down, let's do it.

Me: Sweet, I'm down. I have go to work later but we can do something before that like breakfast or.... oh wait, I forgot you like to sleep in. Yeah, we can do lunch.

Kristie: Ok....if you want me to get up, I will get up for you. Because I have a feeling we're going to be best friends by the time I leave to go up to school.

Me: Wow, I'm just all aglow at the thought of this friendship. K, let's do lunch at 12 tomorrow

Kristie: Sounds good.

Ewwww! She made me her bestfriend! I already have too many girl "best friends" and don't want anymore. No guy wants to be "just friends!" And girls, if he uses the line, "I'm so glad we're friends" on you, it means that he's not interested and is only you're friend so that he doesn't feel like a complete jerk. I hang out with tons of girls in groups and even occasionally one on one, but not every other day. Talk about torturing yourself--regardless if you like the person or not. If you do like the person, its like dangling a carrot in front of you that you can't ever eat. If you aren't interested, you're wasting valuable time you could be spending with someone else.
Anyway, although chances aren't looking great, I'm still gonna try to work the situation to my favor. If anything, maybe she'll set me up with one of her hot friends.
Always a silver lining.
Doc (Matt)